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Daily I face a morning battle of what will I wear. It is so important to leave the house like you own that world you’re about to step out into, to build up a reputation that allows you to enter the terrifyingly judgmental world of yuccies and bros with your head held high and confidence exuding from your pores. So how do you go through life with instantaneous credentials? By possessing one of the many things on this list. Legit, much like your newfound cred, these things will have heads turning and mouths falling open as you strut by. Just keep on doin’ you.

1. Having an accent.
1. Having an accent.