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9. LOSING CHILD’S PET AND SAYING IT RAN AWAY

A very mean advice coming up although, now that I come to think of it, why do I keep calling them advices? They are mistakes that I am giving you my blessing to make and mistakes are never pleasant or helpful or sane! Mistakes are reckless and mean, more often than not. So yes, this is one where you accidentally loose the pet of a child (your child in most cases which is less meaner) and then claim that it ran away. The rule here is that you need to get the child a new pet no matter what!